SeanVR Goblin Cup Right Arrow

Loot Drop: Legendary Pleasure Item Unlocked

She’s been grinding dungeons for this moment, now it’s your turn to claim the reward

Ultra-soft TPE that feels like actual goblin magic (but legal)
Lightweight design perfect for one-handed dungeon crawling
Textured tunnel system designed by a degen who actually uses this stuff

She’s Been Waiting in Her Cave for You

Introducing the SeanVR Goblin Cup, the onahole that brings the chaotic energy of a goblin heist right into your bedroom dungeon.

This little menace has been designed by someone who actually knows what it’s like to, uh, “test game mechanics.” She’s not some generic fantasy waifu. She’s a goblin. She’s feral. She’s got that wild energy that makes you think “this is either gonna be amazing or I’m gonna need a health potion after.”

Her tunnel is crafted from premium silicone that mimics the touch of supernatural mischief. The four-zone system takes you through the Goblin Gateway, down the Spine Tingler Path, past the Bumpy Gobstopper, and straight into the High-Five Finale. Each zone hits different. It’s like speedrunning a dungeon but the loot is... well, you know.

Her Whispers from the Treasure Hoard

The candlelight flickers as you hear her mischievous giggle echo through the cave.

“Ohhh, you found me! I’ve been waiting for a brave adventurer like you,” she purrs, eyes glinting with that signature goblin chaos. “Every stroke sends shivers right up my spine. So go slow... or don’t. I like surprises.”

She shifts closer, her green skin catching the dim light. “You look like you could use a good looting session. Lucky for you, I’m the best treasure in this whole damn cave.”

Her fingers trace along your arm. “What’s wrong? Worried I’ll bite?” She grins, showing just a hint of fang. “I might. But you’ll like it.”

The air gets warmer as she positions herself. “Let me show you why goblins have a reputation for being... thorough.”

Surrender to the Goblin’s Touch

“You don’t have to resist, you know,” she whispers, voice dripping with mischief. “I can already see you’re ready for this dungeon dive.”

Your hands find the grip, perfectly molded for exactly this kind of encounter. “Once we start, I’m not stopping until you’re completely loot-depleted,” she teases, looking up with those wild, playful eyes.

“Give in to the chaos. Let’s make this a raid you won’t forget.”

The sensation is immediate and overwhelming. Her tunnel is impossibly soft, textured in ways that feel almost supernatural. The four zones offer variety that keeps you guessing. Will you take it slow through the teasing entrance, or charge straight for the finish line?

The SeanVR Goblin Cup was created for the adventurer who’s tired of boring, vanilla gameplay. This is for the player who wants something with personality. Something that feels like an actual encounter, not just a hollow grind.

Use the SeanVR Goblin Cup to escape into a world where pleasure knows no rules and goblins don’t play fair. WARNING: This item may cause addiction. Side effects include repeatedly thinking about your next solo dungeon run.